An ode to the fur vest:
Oh, furry, fluffy vest, there’s no one like you. No other article of clothing can say so many words with so little sleeves. Only the fur vest with the perfect shades, a nice sock bun, and a Starbucks in hand will say, yeah, I’m the betch around here.
Put the fur vest on over a dress and you know when you walk into a party, everyone else will realize that the party has actually just arrived. You say, yeah, I own a fur vest, and people will look down in shame, knowing that nothing in their closet will compare to your outrageously fashionable wardrobe.
And that is why the fur vest is a Girls Best Friend.
A note about my fur vest, as seen above: I’m no Cruella de Vil and the vest shown that I am wearing is completely faux, so calm down activists. It’s Calvin Klein Jeans, purchased at Macy’s.